About Us

Q: What's up with those two snarly chicks on the front page?

A: Consider this an artistic interpretation of what we wish we were, and, deep down, feel we're like inside. If you can't consider it that way, then think of it as two badassed werewolf bitches. Run away! Run away!

Q: So, What the hell is up with the one with black hair and too much eye makeup? Is she Goth?

A: That's Sarah. If you have to stick a label on everything, then sure, she is. If the dyed black hair and Eye of Horus makes her goth in your book, then go with that. We don't really care.

Q: What do you two really look like?

A: If we assume you're of at least average intelligence and imagination,  shave these pictures, take the wolfish features off of them, and whammo! Not good enough? Well, Sparky, it's what you're getting for now. Maybe someday we'll post photos of ourselves. Maybe. If you're good.

Q: What's the deal with whacky women and werewolves?

A: Sarah has liked them ever since she was little. As she got older, she started to fantasize about being one, and eventually, the fantasies got, well, we won't get into that. Erin was won over at a later age, when she first saw Teen Wolf, and has had similar fantasies ever since. Neither of us ever really understood why they were the bad guys in most things. Suffice it to say we love the concept of the werewolf to death. It's the ultimate release of pent up anger and other urges, becoming something savage and passionate. Sounds like a rush to us.

Q: So you're, like, nympho fetishists?

A: No! Geez! Just because we get turned on by some weird things doesn't mean we're deranged sex fiends. Fetishists? Maybe. Nympho? Well, we wouldn't say we have more or less of a sex drive than your average redblooded Americans.

Q: Aren't goth chicks supposed to like vampires, not werewolves?

A: Next question please.

Q: How old are you? Where do you live?

A: Sarah is 22, while Erin is still 21. As for where we live, all we can say is it's somewhere in the neighborhood of upstate New York. Beyond that, you get bupkis. If you manage to track us down even within that wide radius, you're either extremely dedicated or psychotic. Either way, we figure you've earned it.

Q: Uhm...ah...what exactly are you two to each other? Roomies? Friends?

A: We've been roommates for going on our third year. Up until very recently, we would have told you we're best friends, and more or less, we still are. This year, however, we found out that we're something more to each other. Now, you may ask yourself what exactly we mean by this. Call it whatever you like. Dykes. Carpet Lickers. Box Munchers. Lesbians. What we are most definitely is in love in a very special way, and that's what matters to us.